Unintentionally Hilarious

For anyone who hasn't seen it, This is A Nightmare on Elm Street. A brief synopsis, The bastard son of 100 maniacs just happens to be a sadistic child killer. He is burned alive by the vengeful parents after being let off by a technicality. He now haunts and kills the children of the parents that burned and killed him.

First of all I have seen this movie at least a dozen times and enjoy it thoroughly. Have said that, I have now realized that this movie is unintentionally hilarious. Sitting back and watching this movie with a theater roughly 75% full of people who have obviously seen this movie quite a few times, no one held back any comments. I had discovered that the dialog is actually pretty bad at times and that the first half an hour in the movie has a ton of fade cuts. I was waiting for a commercial to pop up before the next scene.

Now back to the crowd. Minutes before the movie started, there was a group of, lets say, "fans" that sat down behind me. One was wearing a Fedora and a couple were wearing the Freddy glove. Now some comments from the peanut gallery ...

"RUN BITCH"

"facial"


"that is why you don't have sex"


"morning wood"


"Basement Basement?"

Now a couple of awesome things I wanted to point out ...

"God, I look twenty years old"

It's because you are, Heather born July 1964, Nightmare released November 1984.

pay phone in the basement?


Dogs playing pool


how is she able to Home Alone proof a house in less than ten minutes






no reason for this, it's just an awesome scene

I believe that is all I have for this week.
Next week: The Corpse Bride